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The following story is very long and contains gifs. Read at your own peril.

The other day, my history teacher took my phone because I was googling something while he was rewinding a video. Okay. Whatever. Teachers concern themselves with way too much stupid shit. Cell phones? Chewing gum? As long as I’m not carrying on a conversation with someone over the phone in the middle of a lecture, I don’t see why it matters? But okay, he sees me with it and he’s like. “TOMMY ARE YOU TEXTING?!?”
And I’m all “No.”
“Are you lying to me?”
“No. I’m googling.”
“…Googling? Well you can go ahead and put your phone on your desk and keep it there.”
And I’m like.

But okay, whatever. He’s an authority figure, I’m a good boy. I put that phone on my desk. I send Tyrone the iPhone a telepathic message.

“‘is gon be alright.”

So he starts the movie and gets the lights and takes my phone. Now I’m like


He’s like “You can get it after class.” So I’m all

Movie plays. It’s interesting. Great Depression. Hitler’s rise to power. Cool stuff. Scary stuff. History doesn’t have to be boring, not really. But class comes to an end, and my girl Dianna is like “Girl, leggo.”

And I’m like “Nah, I gotta get Tyro—I mean, my phone.”

And my teacher’s like “Yeah, you can get your phone. After you pick up the trash.”
…Now, I could have said or done several things.














But instead, I’m like



Cause I’m a good boy. And also sassy.
So I go to pick up the trash…except…there is none…so instead I wander around the classroom looking busy. And then he puts my phone on my desk, and I take it back. Then Dianna and I leave because we have shit to do.

And I just can’t fucking stand him, I mean I know I shouldn’t have been on my phone in the middle of class when nothing was going on and there was no work to do and a video was being set up and the lights were still on and everyone was talking I know I know I know how silly of me but you know what FUCK HIM. I know it doesn’t seem bad but he is really a terrible fucking teacher and for him to take my fucking phone while his dumb ass is doing even less than usual? No. FUCK HIM SERIOUSLY. I hope his crops wither and his descendants perish, that ign’ant bitch.


Okay. I’m good. I’m good.