January 2012
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Anonymous asked: wtf is your problem, thats a long story that i didnt read, and its a gif story at that, could you at least put it in a read more jesus fucking christ
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Don't Take a Man's iPhone
The following story is very long and contains gifs. Read at your own peril. The other day, my history teacher took my phone because I was googling something while he was rewinding a video. Okay. Whatever. Teachers concern themselves with way too much stupid shit. Cell phones? Chewing gum? As long as I’m not carrying on a conversation with someone over the phone in the middle of a lecture, I...
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Read this now: "A Case of Denial: Pepperdine and... →
gaywrites: It’s well-known (and quite unfortunate) that some universities, namely private religious schools, aren’t exceptionally friendly to their LGBT students. But Shane Windmeyer of nationally recognized Campus Pride says it’s time for these schools to shed their discriminatory policies and welcome all their students with open arms.  The central news story here is that Pepperdine...
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When food has no taste because you're sick: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done I was shocked and appalled when I found out that one’s ability to taste was physically impaired if one can’t smell anything. I mean. Wtf. On top of congestion, nose boogies, sneezing, fucked up skin around the nostrils, depression, and isolation, I can’t taste shit either?! Being...
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-everysecond: why wasn’t i blessed with super good looks a super great body and super awesome hair fuq u woooorrrrrlllllllddddddddddddd
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D: When old people kiss you on the cheeks: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: And you’re all like: I recommend following this blog, you won’t regret it!
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“Writing isn’t about making money, getting famous, getting laid or making...”
– Stephen King, “On Writing”
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Felt pretty good about that analysis essay. Then I realized I forgot to write it in pen
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“Here’s the harsh reality: unless Republicans win enough support from Hispanic...”
– Mark McKinnon, former G. W. Bush strategist, speaks to the importance of the Hispanic vote. (via cheatsheet) And they won’t. Good luck winning Arizona. Whores.
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All I do in Spanish and Bio is Tweet and Tumble.
Well, and my work.
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You Ready?: How My Dad Came Out  →
whenicameout: It was at Thanksgiving and everything. Just me, my sister, and my dad. Dad: So, since it’s sort of tradition to confess things over Thanksgiving dinner, I think I ought to let everyone know that I’m…uh, bisexual. Me: Cool. Little sister: What’s that? Dad: It means I…
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Got some non-school non-contest writing done. 1587...
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Does reading Scott Pilgrim on my iPhone make me...
or are those synonyms?
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"Waiting for Superman"
I just finished watching the 2010 documentary “Waiting for Superman.” And I have to say, my mind was fucking blown. I’ve never felt so depressed about my education, and about the American Public School System as a whole. I feel like I want to go back in time and go to a boarding school or a charter school or something. Maybe specialize in writing. But anyway, I highly, highly,...
Jan 26th
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Haikus
I can’t stand haikus, I really can’t. I hate counting syllables. I hate the specific guidelines, I hate how I always end up having to write about nature. Ugh.
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Robert Sheehan: Benedict Cumberbatch. He’s like hot chocolate; you watch him and think, “You’re actually delicious.”
Joe Gilgun: Robert [Sheehan] is a beautiful young man. He's just so handsome, I'd turn for him. I fancy him for Christ's sake. I'm a straight man.
Daniel Radcliffe: I don’t view my face as particularly interesting to watch, whereas some actors you can’t take your eyes off, like James McAvoy. I think I could watch him read the phone book.
Rupert Grint: [I ♥ Tom Felton shirt]
Geoffrey Rush: We [him and Colin Firth] do tend to refer to each other as Abelard and Eloise or Thelma and Louise.
Robert Downey Jr.: Jude [Law] and I have decided to save Warner Brothers’ money. We’ve been sharing a suite during the entirety of the press junket. We asked for a small room. With a single bed. We prefer two sinks so we can wash up before and after our nuptials.
Benedict Cumberbatch: He's got very endearing habits. I'd like a pocket Martin [Freeman].
#BRITISH MEN BEING GAY FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE IT
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imjustaboywithadream: FUCK YEAH ABRAHAM LINCOLN FUCKIN FREED MY PEOPLE SO I’M GONNA FUCKIN QUOTE HIM DON’T MIND IF I FUCKIN DO
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imjustaboywithadream: MY NAME IS HILLARY CLINTON I AM A BITCH I GET SHIT DONE AND I AM FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
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“Does character develop over time? In novels, of course it does; otherwise there...”
– The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes (via 52books)
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I don't know about you all. But I am still in love...
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